Gossip Roundup: Wolf Blitzer's Gonna Nail Your Ass
Heard on the Hill: Dumb employee ofRep. Charles Bass (R-NH)trolled blogs on House computers, pretending to be a liberal. [ Roll Call ]
Yeas and Nays: Exclusive "supper club" to host exclusive parties featuring same 200 idiots at every other exclusive party... 12-year-old wins essay contest. [Examiner ]
Reliable Source: Pseudonymous PG County erotica author invents "freak dating." Tonight at Zanzibar...Amy Argetsinger and Roxanne Robertsdid not get into any sororities. [ WP ]
Washington Whispers: Behold the terrifying vision of Speaker of the HouseNancy Pelosi: "look for lots of flowers, bowls of San Francisco's Ghirardelli chocolate, and good art mixed in with photos of her grandkids. What's more, meeting-goers would be greeted with fruit and muffins for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch, and maybe a sit-down dinner at her Georgetown condo at night"... "CNN'sWolf Blitzerhas nailed so many star newsmakers lately that we haven't had a chance to watch his competitors. 'Oh yes, Wolf is hot and having fun,' says a CNN exec." [ USN&WR ]
Page Six: Authors of anti-Ann Coulterbook remain anonymous, because they are pussies... Crappy NYU humor magazine gets inexplicable column inches for unfunnyBushpiece. [ NYP ]
Rush and Molloy: Nancy Grace: evil shrewandplagiarist. [ NYDN ]