‘No, We Want the Nosebleed Seats’

Just to root for the home town crew, Ev'ry sou Katie blew.We still haven’t been invited to “Late Night Shots,” the exclusive invitation-only D.C. elitist site where you can post pictures of gals giving blowjobs at a Nationals game.

So thanks to our mole for sending this special picture. Did the fellatio conclude with a Washington Surprise?

Braves 7, Nationals 3 [Washington Post]

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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