CRIME  5:07 pm September 21, 2006

We Can Be Heroes

by Ken Layne

Remember how the big brave Capitol Police caught the crackhead who ran into the Capitol with a gun?

Turns out some guys working at the little flag shop were the ones who actually chased and caught and “subdued” 20-year-old lunatic Carlos Greene.

Only then did the Capitol Cops put down their donuts and shuffle to the scene. The police lies were revealed when Sen. Wayne Allard opened his appropriations hearing today — the Capitol Police appropriations hearing, natch — by commending flag-shop employees Isaac Livingston, Dennis Anthony and Karen Livingston for being heroes.

The lying cops have been sentenced to 30 lashes each from Cynthia McKinney.

Three flag-shop workers detained Capitol intruder [The Hill]

Three Flag Office Aides Commended for Aiding in Arrest [Roll Call]

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