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Gossip Roundup: Blame It on Rio

  • Heard on the Hill: Former Jack Kingston flack turned blogger for Senate candidate Mike Bouchard posts elaborate lie about Bouchard rescuing garbage man from buring truck: “Mike Bouchard leaps into action when a garbage truck catches on fire.” Video shows Bouchard kinda standing there… Jewel was on the Hill lobbying against mastectomies or something. [Roll Call]
  • Yeas and Nays: Harry Shearer compares administration officials to Simpsons characters, hilarity ensues… Jewel again. [Examiner]
  • Above the Dome: Arianna Huffington neglects to say “bitch” when singing Jill Sobule-penned theme song… The Indian American Republican Conference loves George Allen… Chris Dodd’s website claims he’s the only congress person fluent in Spanish, other Spanish-speaking members disagree. [The Hill]
  • Reliable Source: Dick Cheney: “After about 10 minutes it suddenly dawned on us we were sitting smack in the middle of a topless beach. Life is always interesting when Henry Hyde is around.” [WP]

3:38 PM on Thu September 21 2006
By Alex Pareene
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