Wonkette
- Heard on the Hill: Dick Cheney made a funny about shooting Tim Russert in the face. He then repeated his funny to the Senate Republican Conference… The DNC had recruiters outside the Camelot strip club again. On 9/11, natch. [Roll Call]
- Yeas and Nays: Congressional Democrats won a golf tourney against Republicans for the first time ever…. Ken Burns will do a 9/11 documentary, but not any time soon. [Examiner]
- Reliable Source: Learn why the hell Tom Cruise was here. [WP]
- Page Six: Kitty Dukakis is about to publish a book touting the benefits of shock therapy. [NYP]
