Katherine Harris Cake Investigation, Day Two

Sept%204%2C2006%20027.jpgAfter Katherine Harris’ primary victory yesterday, newspapers reported the existence of a cake decorated with her picture. As if that weren’t enough, we learn today that the cake was, in fact, a voodoo talisman imbued with her very soul, and its presence was the key to her landslide victory.

As the evening wore on, hungry volunteers and supporters started eating away at the cake. But as they cut, they assiduously avoid touching any part of Harris’ face. The cake got smaller and smaller, but no one touched the face, worried, perhaps, that they would release some kind of bad mojo on the candidate.

By the end of the night, all that was left was the frosting portrait of Harris.

We can’t believe we don’t have a picture of this cake yet. We think it might be on the table in the photo above, but there’s just no way to be sure.

After the jump, another gratuitous picture (sent in by another anonymous operative) of Katherine Harris at her victory party.

Cut the Cake [Central Florida Political Pulse]


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