CNN  1:50 am September 7, 2006

Lame Atlanta Panda Gives Birth To Non-Butterstick Panda Baby

by Ken Layne

Ashamed at having such a lame-ass non-Butterstick panda baby - WonketteWhat else do you need to know? Some zoo down in CNN-ville has some low-level pandas that make even average pandas seem like Lindsey Lohan.

But the incompetent mama panda was somehow inseminated — artificially, like all panda moms, even in the wild — and now there’s a baby panda that experts say is ugly and dumb and obviously no match for Butterstick.

Giant panda gives birth at Atlanta zoo [MSNBC]

Panda born at Zoo Atlanta [Atlanta Journal Constitution]

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