Arrest of Pervert Not Done For Tucker Carlson

From last night’s “Tucker!” or “The Tucker Variety Hour” or whatever it’s called. Not much explanation or description needed — the clip really speaks for itself — but we love a) Tucker Carlson defending perverts and b) Utah AG getting hilariously self-righteous: “GUESS WHAT — GUESS WHAT, TUCKER, GUESS WHAT, TUCKER — YOU HAVEN’T BEEN VICTIMIZED BY THIS GUY. I DIDN’T DO THIS FOR YOU.” We have already said this more or less verbatim to our super and a UPS guy.