Wonkette
A Wonkette operative alerts us to a curious example of TSA terror-liquid leniency: While you can’t bring hand lotion or even lip gloss in your carryon, you can carry “up to 4 oz.” of “personal lubricants.”That’s right, frequent flyers: Bogus terror threats or not, Homeland Security wants you to have comfortable anal sex while flying.
Next time the high-school-dropout TSA goons try to take your moisturizer, conditioner, Neosporin, suntan lotion, bath oil or hair gel, just look ‘em straight in the eyes and say, “It’s personal lubricant, and it’s for fucking.”
Permitted and Prohibited Items [TSA]
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Ahaha this is the funniest thing ever, how can this be ? How did someone in a meeting ever came up with the idea that carrying lube on an airplaine could be OK but its not ok to carry HAND sanitizer with all those virus and everything ( swine flue ) … oh gosh , thanks for pointing this out