Today: the wacky leader of Iran called for, uh, a debate against George W. Bush. A “direct television debate,” which would presumably be moderated by Tim Russert and his non-union Iranian equivalent. Sort of an international diplomacy Crossfire.
Now Mahmoud, if you debate Bush on TV, here’s what you need to know:
- Dick Cheney’s gay daughter: off-limits.
Anyway, we’re not gonna listen to anything Mahmoud says anymore unless he writes it on his blog. Because we don’t trust the Western Media to give us the unvarnished truth, and we’d prefer to hear it from the Horse’s Mouth, as it were.
Oh, and the wires report that Mahmoud will refuse to comply with that bullshit UN Security Council deadline to halt uranium enrichment. So we may be forced to pretend we’re gonna level sanctions! Sanctions that will be vetoed by China and Russia! BRING IT ON, IRAN.