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JAMES DOBSON

Focus On F**king With James Dobson

Is he praying? Hunched over with heartburn? Rubbing his johnson? - WonketteDobson’s the dude who runs Focus On the Family, a big evangelical operation out of Colorado. We have no issue with focusing on a family or the family or even several families, but Dobson’s real mission these days is to savagely harass the homosexuals while threatening GOP politicians with a Born-Again Backlash if they don’t push for homophobic anti-liberty laws.

So why not spend some time “shopping” for crap off Dobson’s website? Instead of a purchase, what you’re really doing is ordering some materials in exchange for a “donation” … a donation of nothing!


Just follow the 12 easy steps and Dobson’s organization will mail you (or your friends … or enemies) all kinds of religious stuff.

Sadly, we didn’t see anything we wanted, not even as a free joke. (The Stranger reporter grabbed a DVD of “Chronicles of Narnia,” but that movie was the most joyless Disney garbage we’ve ever seen, and was clearly produced by people who had never read a page of C.S. Lewis, nor any other books.)

Shopping Spree: How to Get Free Books, CDs, and Movies from Focus on the Family — Thereby Taking Money out of the Pockets of Anti-Gay Bigots — in 12 Easy Steps [The Stranger]

– KEN LAYNE


2:28 PM on Fri August 25 2006
By Ken Layne
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