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BREAKING: No one in Iowa knows who Evan Bayh is.

The highlight of the video (this was posted by his PAC, by the way):EVAN BAYH: How old are you guys?
EIGHT-YEAR-OLD: I’m eight.
EVAN BAYH: Gimme five?
Boy high-fives Evan Bayh.
EVAN BAYH: I’ve got two sons. Twins.
EIGHT-YEAR-OLD: …
EVAN BAYH: …
EVAN BAYH [to girl]: How old are you?

2007’s gonna be a blast. An uncomfortable, awkward blast.