Rumors On The Internets: Just Two Good Ol’ Boys, Wouldn’t Change If They Could

George Allen’s apology to S.R. Sidarth not actually “from his heart,” instead “from his poll results.” [Hotline On Call]
Rush Limbaugh uses very accurate stereotype based handicapping system to predict winner of the new Survivor season. [TBogg]
Bill O’Reilly: “at any volume, he’s noise.” [Raw Story]
Liberals to become extinct as Conservatives “outbreed” them. [Echidne of the Snakes]
Jeff Jarvis admits his blog doesn’t get him laid. [BuzzMachine]
President of Kazakhstan fights “Anti-Borat hard-liners” within his administration. [New York Magazine]
“Presidential funny bone” tickled by watching new aides try to resist the gas face. [Boston Herald]