We're Just Waiting For Slate's Comic Book Adaptation
Kola Boof, Osama bin Laden's former sex slave (she of the memoir revealing UBL's greatest love of all ), has agreatagent. Her publisher just sent a note TPM Muckraker, after they had the temerity to point out a factual inaccuracy in her book. Included was this thrilling tidbit:
We're also excited about the motion picture being planned about Ms. Boof's book, and though Kola is not happy with the casting, we are excited that such a major star as Janet Jackson may be taking on the role.
We sympathize, Kola, butWhat's Love Got to Do With Itwas ten years ago, and Angela's a bit old for aWonder Years-lovin' Pop Diva-obsessed terrorist mastermind. No, as her stunning performance in The Nutty Professor 2 demonstrated, Miss Jackson's perfect at playing desperate women trapped in unthinkably horrible situations.
Osama Gets His Groove Back? Publisher Defends OBL Ex-Lover's Claims [TPMMuckraker]