Rumors On The Internets: Republicans Bang Keyboards Together, Discover Internet
George Allen's campaign trying to hire "conservative blog maven" to put out the fires next time he blurts out an onomatopoetic racial slur. [ Hotline On Call ]
GOP attacks Kos, publishes dirty words on site. [ GOP.com ]
Joe Scarborough covers "Fake News vs. Fox News" as if it's real news. [ Crooks and Liars ]
Tucker Carlson removed his satin shirt before calling the Democratic leadership, "wussies." [ Media Matters ]
Magic chicken bones indicate nation to enter recession. [ Jeff Matthews Is Not Making This Up ]
The rest of the world hates America because, "they're just mad we thought of bombing them before they thought of bombing themselves." [ Pandagon ]