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Governor Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, media whore and ’08 contender, is the bass player in a cover band — what the hell is it with these middle-aged conservatives and their crappy bands? — and Hotline makes all the obvious (but v. v. necessary) jokes.
We’re a bit more interested in Huckabee’s stage presence (or lack thereof), which is more Entwistle than Simonon (how fucking awesome would that have been? Rapist-pardoner or no, that would’ve won us over).
Anyway, someone’s gotta organize a battle of the bands. In Iowa, probably.
Pop Up Video: Huckabee Rocks! [Hotline on Call]
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