Exhibit A: President Bush’s posture is great. And Karl Rove has never looked more like Philip Seymour Hoffman. The first chapter inexplicably ceases mentioning the President at all after this panel, possibly because the artists seem scared to draw his face.
Exhibit B: Dick Cheney attempts to express shock despite being unable to register any emotion on his vulcanized rubber face. Meanwhile, androgyne adviser Mary Cheney/Karen Hughes/Mary Matalin looks on, concerned. Also: “Oh, no!” is apparently the interjection of choice at the White House, after “golly” and “holy cow” were ruled a bit risque for mixed company.
This is still the absolute stupidest thing we’ve ever seen.
The 9/11 Report [Slate]
Earlier: Presenting: Slate’s Stupidest Idea Since ‘The Zeitgeist Checklist’
{ 2 comments }
And “Must have been pilot error.” is still the absolute stupidest thing we’ve ever heard.
Yeah, how’s a pilot going to notice a 100+ story skyscraper dead ahead? Heck of a job, Georgie!
Funnier still, witnesses report that when the first tower fell, everyone in the room with Cheney involuntarily let out a simultaneous exclamation of shock & horror … well, everyone but Cheney, that is. He let out one little sigh, a panel in the original comic (rejected/redacted) which presumably would’ve been subtitled “I CAME.”
Then everyone in the Administration was put on heavy doses of Ambien – & the rest is history, if by “history” you mean tragedy.
Comments on this entry are closed.