Presenting: Slate's Stupidest Idea Since "The Zeitgeist Checklist"
Popular newspaper summarizing and Milbank enabling website Slate has the perfect accessory for your coffee table or the coffee table of a loved one: "9/11: The Comic Book." This totally useful and non-exploitative 5-year anniversary cash-in will finally answer such burning, unresolved 9/11 questions as:
Would Batman have been able to prevent the events of 9/11 if he hadn't been encumbered by bureaucratic red tape?
Is it true tower 7 was actually felled by Mr. Mxyzptlk?
Was the colossally inept response by NORAD somehow Jughead's fault?
So, wait, are the mice Jews, or firefighters, or what?
Is the sound of America's loss of innocence more of a "fwoosh" or a "tssssssssssss..."?
Bonus: See a sneak preview panel of the graphic novelization, after the jump!
The 9/11 Report [Slate]