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Remainders: Barack Obama Thinks Your Suit Is Dogshit

  • Bill Frist shows his compassionate conservatism by tolerating Nantucket-summering douchebags [Melissa C. Morris]

  • In Sweden, all girls named Inge, all think Condi’s gay. [Swedes for Obama]
  • The Colorado gubernatorial race hinges on the polarizing sheep-fucking issue. [Pandagon]
  • Esquire “We’re not gay, really” Magazine congratulates Barack Obama for not dressing Sensenbrennerly. [Esquire]
  • Newspapers plan on buying RV and blowing the kids’ inheritance, as they’ll be dead in 5 years. [E-Consultancy]

6:53 PM on Wed August 16 2006
By Alex Pareene
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