Remainders: Barack Obama Thinks Your Suit Is Dogshit
Bill Frist shows his compassionate conservatism by tolerating Nantucket-summering douchebags [ Melissa C. Morris ]
In Sweden, all girls named Inge, all think Condi's gay. [ Swedes for Obama ]
The Colorado gubernatorial race hinges on the polarizing sheep-fucking issue. [ Pandagon ]
Esquire "We're not gay, really" Magazine congratulates Barack Obama for not dressing Sensenbrennerly. [ Esquire ]
Newspapers plan on buying RV and blowing the kids' inheritance, as they'll be dead in 5 years. [ E-Consultancy ]