Remainders: An American Milestone Worth Getting Drunk Over

At 9:30 tonight, after roughly your 8th beer, the US will have been in Iraq longer than it was in WWII. This is because the Nazis were total pussies. [Ironing The Flag]
President Bush’s high school report card shows an eager, if unfocused young learner. [McSweeney's]
More fuel for the debate on whether life in Washington imitates The West Wing or whether The West Wing imitates life. [Blog DC]
Michael Fitzpatrick (R-PA) has a staffer crash a conference call to pepper his opponent with petty challenges – good thing John Kerry likes watching a campaign implode as much as the next guy. [Fact-esque]
Air America is still on the air in America, you just have to have America’s most powerful radio to hear it. [WFMU]
Fox News lets no paranoid conspiracy theory go unreported. [YouTube]
West Virginia: so shitty even penniless immigrants from the third world won’t live there. [MSNBC]

7:07 pm August 15, 2006