Remainders: Homeland Security Secretary Henry Rollins
Bill Bennett: separated at birth from another fat blowhard. [ Brains Over Bombs ]
The Condi Rice issue of Playboy will finally reveal her turn-ons, including, "a hard throbbing insurgency." [ The Anacostia Diaries ]
The massive anti-hotel-room-porn lobby badly stumbles when their ad featuring a masturbator in handcuffs incites more masturbation. [ Pandagon ]
Power outage causes spontaneous orgies on Tokyo subway trains. [ Reuters ]
If you can't get drunk on the plane, the terrorists have won. [ BusinessWeek ]
Michael Chertoff got The Chase and Minority Report from Netflix last weekend, world to suffer. [ Boing Boing ]