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Remainders: Homeland Security Secretary Henry Rollins

  • Bill Bennett: separated at birth from another fat blowhard. [Brains Over Bombs]

  • The Condi Rice issue of Playboy will finally reveal her turn-ons, including, “a hard throbbing insurgency.” [The Anacostia Diaries]
  • The massive anti-hotel-room-porn lobby badly stumbles when their ad featuring a masturbator in handcuffs incites more masturbation. [Pandagon]
  • Power outage causes spontaneous orgies on Tokyo subway trains. [ Reuters]
  • If you can’t get drunk on the plane, the terrorists have won. [BusinessWeek]
  • Michael Chertoff got The Chase and Minority Report from Netflix last weekend, world to suffer. [Boing Boing]

7:07 PM on Mon August 14 2006
By Alex Pareene
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