Remainders: Bubba's Four-Lid Blepharoplasty
Gays working for Rick Santorum will not receive the blessed relief of a severance. [ Joe. My. God. ]
Fake Americans on Bob Ney: Funnier and better informed than real Americans. [ The Onion ]
Keith Olbermann thinks a little Nazi-baiting never hurt anybody; Anti-Defamation League disagrees. [ ADL.org ]
Bill Clinton can befixedrepaired. [ Plasticized.com ]
Some people apparently don't realize that freedom of speech is a gift that's best left unopened. Johnny Hart does. [ DAW ]