Wonkette
- Hyper-capitalist DC police know it’s only about the benjamins. [Good at Drinking, Bad at Life]
- All of civilization rests on the presumption that after the massive exertion of holding the “door open” button, the holder receives acknowledgement from the holdee. Failure means chaos. [More Than My Luggage]
- Neurological disorders are fucking hilarious, apparently. [Craigslist]
- 12 year old boy steal your phone? Chase n’ mace. [Metroblogging DC]
