Metro Section: Trust Us On The Sunscreen

by Alex Pareene 5:17 pm August 3, 2006

Hyper-capitalist DC police know it’s only about the benjamins. [Good at Drinking, Bad at Life]
All of civilization rests on the presumption that after the massive exertion of holding the “door open” button, the holder receives acknowledgement from the holdee. Failure means chaos. [More Than My Luggage]
Neurological disorders are fucking hilarious, apparently. [Craigslist]
12 year old boy steal your phone? Chase n’ mace. [Metroblogging DC]

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