Wonkette
- Zagat restaurant guide gets punk’d as giggle inducing puns evade detection. [Brunch Bird]
- Fistful of change goes missing, clues point to DC-DMV employees know as “Half Street Mafia.” [Countersignature]
- Hundreds of punk rock fans forced to call mom for an early pick-up last night after 9:30 club sorta caught fire. [DCeiver]
- WaPo’s “best bets” rankings not as useful as a list of the worst bars in DC, compiled by ” drunkards and vagrants.” [Cafe 227]
