Wonkette
- Rupert Murdoch carries heads of state in his pocket, “like so many nickels and dimes.” [HuffPo]
- In order to make “Senator Katherine Harris” a reality, she’ll have to succeed where the Mafia and John Kennedy failed. [The DC Universe]
- Ohio’s centuries of bad luck continues, as billboard with gross-out aborted fetus image gets flown over Cleveland. [Evangelical Right]
- Prince “I’m Never Gonna Be King” Harry enjoys fine automobiles, Red Bull, and horseshit. [Borrowing Trouble]
- Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney kicks off nascent presidential campaign by heading to Iowa and blurting racist comment from his honky mouth. [AP]
- Laura Sessions Stepp immortalized by Great Moments In Journalism, still desperately needs to get laid. [Gawker]
