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REMAINDERS
Generous Israeli army always calls before they bomb a house, and will even follow up with a “my bad” call if they meant they’re going to bomb the other Abdul on your block.
[Jerusalem Post] Chinese grad students now working on classified projects for the Pentagon, ostensibly because they’ll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Also, American grad students too stupid.
[ News.com] Republican Congressman Pete McCloskey now supports Democrats, faces silent treatment from parents and children.
[Seeing The Forest] The main problem with Hillary Clinton is, “It’s hard to find many images of her breasts.”
[NYDN] Howard Dean mentions Katherine Harris, saying, “she is not Stalin.” Harris demands apology.
[AP] U.S. military not really worried about armageddon anymore, yell “ollie ollie oxen free!” to employees living in Colorado mountain since 1961.
[Denver Post]
Remainders: Confirming The Existence of “Bad Naked”
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7:26 PM
on Fri July 28 2006
By
David Weigel
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