Remainders: Confirming The Existence of "Bad Naked"
Generous Israeli army always calls before they bomb a house, and will even follow up with a "my bad" call if they meant they're going to bomb the other Abdul on your block.
[ Jerusalem Post ]
Chinese grad students now working on classified projects for the Pentagon, ostensibly because they'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Also, American grad students too stupid.
[ News.com ]
Republican Congressman Pete McCloskey now supports Democrats, faces silent treatment from parents and children.
The main problem with Hillary Clinton is, "It's hard to find many images of her breasts."
[ NYDN ]
Howard Dean mentions Katherine Harris, saying, "she is not Stalin." Harris demands apology.
[ AP ]
U.S. military not really worried about armageddon anymore, yell "ollie ollie oxen free!" to employees living in Colorado mountain since 1961.
[ Denver Post ]