Gossip Roundup: Jesus Turned Out Pretty Well
Heard On The Hill: Rep. Jerry Nadleris that guy who will steal your seat at theTune Inn. [ Roll Call ]
Inside the Beltway: Rep. Dennis Kucinichasks, "Do we think about what hate does to our own hearts? Isn't it time to put on the invincible armor of human compassion to explore human relations as the science of the human heart, in which we always have the capacity through courage, communication, patience and understanding to turn hate into love, and to beat our swords into plowshares." [ WT ]
Washington Whispers: Fox News' senior VPJohn Moody: "Let's NOT call it the 'hometown ofJesus'though many would argue the city's favorite son turned out pretty well." [USN&WR ]
Lowdown: Hosts of "The View" are total fucking losers. [NYDN ]
The Scoop: Luke Wilsonon psychiatry: "My style is to think, Yeah, I really need to go see somebody, and then not do it, and then get over it and think, You know what? I'm okay! I actually saved some money!" [ MSNBC ]