Tomahawk Missile Falls Off Truck in Bronx, DHS Dispatches National Guard to Protect Indiana

missilebronx.jpgBest story of the week:

A Tomahawk Cruise Missile being transported south on I-95 this morning ended up in the middle of the highway near the Bronx.

Thank god we got the missile safely back up on the truck — it’s due in Saudi Arabia next week.

I-95 South Reopens After Tomahawk Missile Accident [WCBS]
Tomahawk Missiles Falls Off Truck in the Bronx [TeamBIO]

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