Metro Section: A Haircut Is Not a Categorical Imperative
Trapped on a 60 year-old boat with families from the fly-over states wearing rubber duck beaks - being a tourist in DC really does suck that bad. [ Best Summer Ever ]
Ain't fallin' for that again. No sir, Marion's not gonna get set up by your bitch-ass blog. [ Beyond the Mall ]
If you don't go out on Wednesday nights how are you ever going learn that the "ass mélange that is reggaeton" is now a Hispanic pan-national anthem? [ Panama's Propositions ]
Right now in Petworth a hipster is feverishly typing out a blog post with the working title, "Spotting Mainstream Members of the Material Culture In Their Natural Habitat." [ Circle V ]