Metro Section: Get Rich or Get Fired For Not Tryin’

DC Cops still believe arresting murderers who purchase Swedish made penis enlargers with stolen credit cards ain’t in their job description. [Velvet In Dupont]
Not that it matters — in DC you can stack papers with out ever looking at the stack of paper on your desk. [Cut DC Taxes]
There’s even money to be made selling tourists a little piece of the pretending-to-work culture. [Are Seven]
Sorry hippie, these blurbs on the mayoral candidates won’t mean shit to you unless you’re a registered Democrat. [Til Human Voices Wake Us, And We Drown]
Is it hot in here? Or is Obama talking about STD’s again? [ An Orange County Girl]
In junior high, calling it a “needle” was an insult. [Grace's Poppies]