Forget about weapons of mass destruction, avenging his dad against Saddam’s assasination attempts, and his blood vendetta against Adam “Asshole” Clymer of The New York Times. No one–not even Ma Bush–gets between President Bush and the last chocolate-covered donut with the red, white, and blue sprinkles.
Via AmericaBlog comes stop-action footage of Bush confronting German leader Angela Merkel for snagging the last cruller:
Almost as embarrassing as the Leader of the Free World (and the Land of Donuts) struggling over breakfast pastries is the ease with which a German slips free of his Vulcan death-grip. Expect renewed attacks in Iraq and Afghanistan from whatever No. 2 of al Qaeda is calling the shots as a result of this display of Dukakis-level weakness.
Go here for video.
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