Well, we’re certainly glad this got cleared up:
Moscow – His memory of the first time he “did it” is a little hazy today, but Russian President Vladimir Putin reassured reporters on Thursday that his recollection of the last time he had sex is clear as an unmuddied lake.
“I can’t remember exactly when I did it for the first time,” a laughing Putin said after completing a live two-hour Web cast during which he fielded questions from Web surfers around the world on a wide range of questions.
“But I certainly remember when I did it the last time, to the exact minute,” the Russian president said.
Putin, 53, did not provide further details.
If you’ll excuse us, we’re going to start drinking early.