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Kudos to Pam’s House Blend for discovering a superexciting new arm of the military buried deep within Christian pundit Joe Murray’s most recent editorial at Agape Press:

The Sodomy Squadron has been flying high, for the Supreme Court has deemed sodomy a fundamental right, the Federal Marriage Amendment was DOA, and Massachusetts strong-armed the Catholic Church into ceasing its adoption program when it demanded that a Catholic agency allow same-sex couples to adopt children under the care of the Roman Catholic Church.

Wow, the Sodomy Squadron? Why haven’t we heard about this yet? Is that part of the Ass-Fucking* Brigade? Where do I sign up? All you recruiters, take note: exploit this thrilling new appellation and you’ll never fall short of your goals again.

*Guest blogger contractual obligation achieved!

Have We Lost the Culture War? [Agape Press]
Bring on the Sodomy Squadron! [Pam's House Blend]