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The drug habit Washington just can't seem to kick: responsibility. [ Blue Dog Art & Design ]
Democracy without hooch is like cookies without milk. [ Another Day In DC ]
Michelle Malkin: "smokin' hot;" smells of "evil and bullshit." [ The DC Universe ]
Tomorrow's pre-fireworks concert to be hosted by George Costanza and feature no-talent ass clown Michael Bolton. Thanks Lockheed Martin! [ PBS via Melissa the Misanthrope ]
DC has museums for everything. [ The Goodspeed Update ]