Wonkette

* The Washington Post’s “Best Bets” maintains its predilection for “Applebeesian craptitude” [DCist]* “Yo yo yo! I heard 7th St. is the bomb, baby!” [DC Pussycat Doll]

* How does a museum that’s been closed for six years have so many hotties on staff? [Eye Level]

* DC blog scene, represent the party! [Virgle Kent]

* DC blog scene, represent the page views! [Kelly Ann Collins]