Remember the emergency alert system? When your TV emits an annoying, high-pitched noise, shows you a rainbow-colored bar, and says “this is a test, this is only a test, of the emergency alert system”?
Well, sometimes it’s not just a test:
OH NO! MAN THE BARRICADES!!!
You know where to find us. We’ll be on our rooftops, waiting for CNN helicopter cameras, holding up our makeshift signs.
Earlier: RAIN OF TERROR: DAY THREE