Metro Section: We're All Winners
* Newly crowned Miss Virginia lives in Arlington. Judges praised her "full set of teeth," putting her far ahead of the other contestants. [ Metroblogging DC ]
* The "Mike Chertoff Is Lying Out Of His Ass Drinking Game" is hard -- even Rush Limbaugh can't pound 'em that fast. [ DCeiver ]
* It's a good thing interns look so hot, 'cause they suck at blogging. [ Washington Times ]
* The Washington Post's Metro Section: now covering "wackiness." [ DCist ]
* Once you go Blackberry, you don't go back. [ Looking2Live ]
* Deep down inside Ann Coulter's heart, where she doesn't even know it, lives a woman with a lot of Ani Difranco records. [ On My Home Planet ]