Wonkette

* The first rule of HuffPo is — you do not talk about HuffPo. [The Guardian]* The enemy of my enemy is my friend. [HuffPo]

* Fox News knows what’s best for the Administration, even if they don’t — it’s a case of loving too much. [Think Progress]

* It’s good to see young gang bangers who know the importance of brand identity. [AP]

* As president, Bush is the “autographer,” and that’s that. [DCDL]

* The only way to truly kill a homophobe is with a photoshopped latex bikini bottom over the crotch. Much easier than Vampires. [High Plains Messenger]