Wonkette

* Having returned from his cosmic vacation, “The Rev” orders The Washington Times to get with the times. [Metroblogging DC]* Ann Taylor fetishists consider DC holy and sacred ground. [Overheard in New York]

* The word everyone is too afraid to say: mime. [Why I Hate DC]

* It’s a marginal national day with no significance - yet still used to shit on DC! [Blogging About the Colony of DC]

* Tucker Carlson buys a $4 million dollar house in Palisades; just breathe into a paper bag, nice and slow. [Fishbowl DC]