Wonkette

Yep, it’s pretty much as totally awesome as you’d expect. Join us on this magical journey through the world of imagination and multibillion-dollar boondoggles, after the jump.

“Hi, I’m Sammy the Patriotic Eagle! If you’re a member of congress, I’d like to invite you to eat me rotisserie-style, with a nice French wine maybe, at the Hill restaurant of your choice — compliments of General Dynamics!”
Early drafts of the book featured a character with the same name, but more obviously modeled on Katherine Harris.
Same joke as above, sub “Patrick Kennedy.”


At this point they ran out of cute nicknames, patience.

Our sentiments exactly, General Dynamics.