Wonkette

* Yes! There is a God! Er, um — that stuff is gross, he’s so perverted. [AP]* Bush was irked that Prime Minister Rasmussen seemed unaware of the “puff, puff, pass” rule. [Extreme Mortman]

* The Maryland House of Delegates: one good headlock away from greatness. [eBay]

* Even the cherished sirens of eternal paradise end their w4m ads with, “no fatties.” [SFGate]

* Only “the one” can save the internet. To find her you must ask, “Who is the boss?” [The DC Universe]