Wonkette

Sucks to be you, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. First you get killed by a pair of 500-pound bombs.* Then you wind up on the front page of the New York Post, with a cartoon-style speech bubble emanating from your face.

But the unkindest cut of all is when your life gets set to Daniel Powter music. The video montage appears at the end of this clip — Jon Stewart’s priceless exchange with Samantha Bee from last night’s Daily Show.

*Ok, technically he briefly survived the bomb attack, before he mumbled something incoherent and died. This seems neither here nor there.