Now CBS and the AP worked very hard on this logo, and they’re not gonna let something like the complete lack of evidence stop them from using it.
Panic! Panic! CBS reports that another terror attack is not just likely, but IMMINENT! It WILL happen, the only question is when and where! And if! Seriously, they heard it directly from CONCERNED OFFICIALS who wish to remain anonymous! They said it “privately,” so you know it’s totes serious! Just listen to how ominous the situation is:
The next attack here, officials predict, will bear no resemblance to Sept. 11. The casualty toll will not be that high, the target probably not that big. We may not even recognize it for what it is at first, they say. But it’s coming — of that they seem certain.
You see?! How many times must we play Cassandra? KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES! KEEP–wait, we just read that paragraph. “We may not even recognize it for what it is???” WTF? This is like some epistemological shit — are sleeper cells plotting an attack outside of observable reality? If a terrorist knocks down a tree and no one hears it, does it make a sound? What if they gave a holy war and no one came?