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This just in: Junkets look really boring.Seriously, this is bribery now? He brought his kid along! Fancy dinners, Nats tickets, and other people’s kids make up a family reunion, not high crimes. This wouldn’t pass for respectable corruption in the good ol’ days (or, say, modern day Chicago).

Unless that plane is filled with blow, we think Jack should’ve taken some pointers from Mitch Wade and Brent Wilkes.

A Junket to Remember [TPM Muckraker]