Wonkette

* Condi and Josh, sitting in a tree — p-a-s-s-i-n-g, out.
[Princess Sparkle Pony]* Construction noise in a House office building, and everyone goes apeshit. But a guy from Shaw gets his twig and berries blown off, and a lone blogger can muster a post. [In Shaw via FreeRide]

* Is the National Hurricane Center Director the guy that directs the hurricanes? If so, Michael Brown probably hates him. [Conservative Futurist]

* It’s a three-day weekend! Party smart and use LastCall to get you there dry. You’ll have to handle the high part yourself. [Petworth News]