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“I’M PUSHING!”
“PUSH HARDER!”
“I’M PUSHING, PAT!”
“PUSH HARDER!”

Uh, we’re not really sure what’s going on here, but we think the original cut ended with Pat bending iron bars, tearing a phone book in half, and bursting through walls like the Kool-Aid pitcher.

Also, did you know that Pat Robertson can fly? And that he has x-ray vision? Oh, and he can lift a bus with one hand and throw it at demons! It’s all on video! Just give them a few days to put it up!

This is like some horrible alternate universe version of Condicise.

Pat Robertson’s Age-Defying Shake [CBN]
Earlier: Wonkette Coverage of Pat Robertson