PAT ROBERTSON: STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD

 


Did we sound unimpressed when we mentioned earlier that Pat Robertson can leg press 2,000 pounds? If so, we wish to rectify that now: PAT ROBERTSON CAN LEG PRESS 2,000 FUCKING POUNDS! How do we know it’s true? His spokesman told CBS Sportsline:

["]His doctor, by the way, has leg pressed 2,700 pounds. It is not nearly as hard as the authors of these reports make it out to be. We have multiple witnesses to the 2,000 pound leg press, plus video of the 10 reps of 1,000 pounds.”

HOLY SHIT! Pat Robertson’s doctor is DR. BRUCE BANNER. Or possibly Jesus HIMSELF.

Robertson also claims to bench press 2,000 pounds. The current world record is slightly over 1,000.

Columnist Clay Travis, who initially found the leg press claims dubious, has acknowledged Robertson’s strength, as well he should. “It has recently come to my attention that you are the Strongest Man in the World,” says Travis, who proceeds to foolishly challenge Robertson to a series of feats of strength. We are totally Christians now, by the way.

Let the Games Being, Rev. Robertson [CBS Sportsline]
Spokesman: Robertson’s Strength Is Legit [CBS Sportsline]
Earlier: Yeah, but Can He Do the Thing With the Ping Pong Balls?

Share This
 
Related video