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John “MAVERICK” McCain has a plan to end the war:

“One of the things I would do if I were President would be to sit the Shiites and the Sunnis down and say, ‘Stop the bullshit,’” said Mr. McCain, according to Shirley Cloyes DioGuardi, an invitee, and two other guests.

Looks like Iraq’s just bought itself a one-way ticket on the Straight Talk Express — next stop, Straighten Up and Fly Rightsville.

And don’t miss McCain’s immigration proposal, the 2006 “In my house, you play by my rules, Mister” Act.

Senator McCain Worked Blue on New York Stage [NYO]